Trench Coat Ad from the Stars and Stripes

Let the word go out here and now to all “stylists” and “fashion journalists” as well as all the other assorted fops who like to play fast and loose with the language; we know who you are and we know your game. The term “trench coat” will not suffer the same abuse as the word “Martini”. Both have clear, lucid definitions; there can be no such thing as a “chocolate Martini” and those actors in the movie “The Matrix” were not wearing trench coats (they were wearing frocks). A quick waltz through this section illustrates well the characteristics shared by all Great War trench coats: they were double-breasted (although it is said single-breasted did exist), they must be belted, and they must be cut like a sac, and they must have wrist-straps. Raglan sleeves, storm patches and billows pockets were all optional -and most important: there were NO D rings, those were added later.