The Axis Press Release
for December 7th

"The German and Italian propaganda ministries did their customary sister act today, shrieking in unison that it was Franklin Delano Roosevelt who started the war in the Pacific."

Mussolini's flacks announced on Rome radio:

"As a result of Roosevelt's war-mongering program, the first hostilities occurred between Japanese and American forces."

The Nazis went on a bit longer, but they, too, blamed FDR.